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English Joke

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation... "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." Chinese and Spielberg Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefather were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Apple inc

HISTORY OF APPLE INC




Apple was established on April 1, 1976 by Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne to sell the Apple I personal computer kit.




Apple produce
Ipod

iPod is a popular brand of portable media players designed and marketed by Apple Inc and launched on October 23, 2001. As of 2008, the current product line-up includes the hard drive-based iPod Classic, the touchscreen iPod Touch, the video-capable iPod Nano, the screenless iPod Shuffle and the iPhone. Former products include the compact iPod Mini and the spin-off iPod Photo line.
Iphone
Apple announced the iPhone on 9 January 2007.The iPhone is an Internet-enabled multimedia smartphone designed and marketed by Apple Inc. It has a multi-touch screen with virtual keyboard and buttons, but a minimal amount of hardware input. The iPhone's functions include those of a camera phone and portable media player (equivalent to the iPod) in addition to text messaging and visual voicemail. It also offers Internet services including e-mail, web browsing, and local Wi-Fi connectivity.

Poem

I like everything
I like money
The sound is so funny
Ding ding dang dang ding ding

I love my family
My family is very happy
They are always smiling
I love my family

7 QUESTION

1. Two books I'd like to read?
Princess Diaries,Comic book
Why: Because is so funny
2.Two movie I'd like to see?
High School Music, Step Up 2: The street
Because it has music
3. Two people I'd like to meet (alive)?
My friend and my sister in America
Because they promise to give me a gift ^.^
4. Two people I'd like to meet (dead)?
Uncle Ho, Pharaoh
Because I want to know more about them
5. Two instruments I'd like to learn how to play?
Nothing
6. Two sports I'd like to learn to play?
Basketball and Badminton
Beacause I want to try
7. Two boys I'd like to marry?
I don't know

What Make A Good Friend?

Everybody always want to have a good friend. It is not very easy. Because we have a lot of ways to become a good friend. The first thing you have to do like: you don't tell the lies with your friend. Second, you always listen to your friend when they unhappy, you have to give them the advice or some jokes to make them feel happy. The third thing is polite with your friend, you have to comport serious with them.And final you, you should forgive them when they do something wrong with you and you give them some advice. Good friend are important so just be a good friend.

Viet Nam

In the last century, Vietnam was most famous for being a country in which two significant wars were fought. But today Vietnam is very different.Today Vietnam is developing a lot of things.
The first thing is the education. It becomes better and better for this time. The teachers have been training and more professional, so the students know a lot of things around them. Especially is the schoolarships for excellent students, so they more intelligent and meet the talented people can raise them.
Second is about economy. Vietnam have a lot of companies, they can developing with the high technology. Vietnam is the member of WTO, Manny people can get theirs job more easy.
Third is about transportation. Many kind of traffic are being made with the high technology. It is plentiful and beautiful, but the traffic jam are lower than the another country, so Vietnam will correct it.
Right now, Vietnam is trying to be a strong country. I belive that in the future, Vietnam will be famous and develops.